The following things have happened to me since Thanksgiving:
- I totaled my car
- I was laid-off from Fox
- I was informed I'm being sued by a man I got in an accident with in October 2007 when we were both going TWO MILES AN HOUR and HE WAVED ME FORWARD
- Someone keyed my rental car and I have to pay $578 to repair it
- My mom lent me her car to replace the rental in the interim before I get a new car and as soon as I got it, the check engine light went on.
Hello, 2009, you beautiful bastard.