Chris Kelly has now raised $300 for Obama.
You people make me sick. You could be clicking that Barack Obama link to your right and donating through my page, and yet you are not. You are donating through Chris Kelly's page. Well, I guess we all know who you like better, don't we? Jerks.
Chris Kelly also wrote this fantastic Onion video below. Watch it and pass it on, therby making Chris Kelly an even MORE successful human being. And that's what you want, isn't it? Isn't it?!
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