Thursday, September 11, 2008

Fundraising Gimmick

Help me come up with one, for the Obama-Biden campaign.

Organizing a stand-up show is being done.

I don't know how to make shit.

If I could play an instrument, I'd just start fucking panhandling at 3rd St Promenade in Santa Monica, but I cannot.

Here's the only idea I've had: if I could raise $5,000, I'd shave my head.

But I don't know if people would care about forcing me to shave my head.

Anyway, input appreciated.


Name said...

I would like to see a bald Katai

Katherine said...

Actually that's not a bad idea. Or you could say, for every $1000 you raise you'll cut an inch off, that way it's a gradual goal?

David Morris said...

Let's not forget that it's possible to sell human hair on the open market. So maybe a gradual approach might not be as good, since I think shorter hairs aren't worth as much...

Man this got kind of creepy. My bad.