Help me come up with one, for the Obama-Biden campaign.
Organizing a stand-up show is being done.
I don't know how to make shit.
If I could play an instrument, I'd just start fucking panhandling at 3rd St Promenade in Santa Monica, but I cannot.
Here's the only idea I've had: if I could raise $5,000, I'd shave my head.
But I don't know if people would care about forcing me to shave my head.
Anyway, input appreciated.