Wednesday, March 06, 2013

Today's Brew: Inspiration



A much better "Way I See It"
Evolution quote on Starbucks cup
Originally uploaded by cpurrin1.
"The Way I See It #187: Life is a school for angels. Love is the teacher, so do your homework without fear. Death is merely graduation."

- from _______, Wilmette, IL

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My inferences, based on this:

- the school is located in your heart
- the principal of the school is hope
- the school counselor is your imagination
- you either graduate to heaven or fail and go to hell, based on whether or not you were using #2 pencils when you filled in the inner-beauty bubbles on the living-your-dream SATs
- you are not allowed to use your hate calculator to solve the inner-child equations
- please show your work on the courage paper God provided you with
- each student is allowed one ticket for themselves and one for a guest to dance-like-no-one-is-watching prom
- the electives are wisdom and freedom; also, they're not electives, they're requirements
- no running in the halls ... of lies
- any student seen smoking sadness cigarettes will be sent to second chance detention
- any student caught writing ignorance graffiti on the brotherhood walls will be suspended from all enlightenment activities
- if you have too many absences from teamwork classes, your respect parent will need to write you a togetherness note in order to clear the closed-mindedness marks from your milk-of-human-kindness record
- and finally, the school uniforms are made of 100% wishing cotton and can be purchased at the store Believe In Yourself, located on 12th and Compassion

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