Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Evidence that the universe is imploding.

It's very likely you've already heard this and had your mind blown as mine just was. However, in case you have not, may I present this fact to you:

The movie The Great Debaters, starring Denzel Washington and Forest Whitaker, also co-stars a teen by the name of DENZEL WHITAKER. No relation to either.

It's like humanity has reached the end of the line and begun recycling itself. Or it's proof that Hollywood investors put so much value in name actors that they don't care if it's an unknown, so long as said unknown has any combination of names that already hold box office draw. Which is why my new stage name is Kathaudrew Hepburn-Barrymore.

See you on the silver screen, suckers!

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