Bonnie's cat, Richard Parker, has been sitting on my bed next to me PETTING MY ARM for the last five minutes, in an attempt to get me to pet him in return. Did anyone else know that cats did this? In fact, do cats do this? I have never been pet by a cat before. So I guess I can check "Get pet by a cat" off my list of things to do before I die.
How many more times can I say "pet" and "cat" do you think? Probably a lot more.