Friday, April 13, 2007

The most precise and boring horoscope I've ever had.

April 13, 2007
Refrain from buying any new electronic gadgets for your office during the next three and a half weeks. Whatever you purchase now is likely to encounter serious mechanical failures later on. If you do have to purchase something, get a good warranty.


Thanks, msn.com. I look forward to future horoscopes that inform me to avoid trans fat, open an IRA, and wear a sweater because it's nippy out.

3 comments:

David Morris said...
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David Morris said...

haha. The IRA thing made me think of a joke:

Mary: I'm looking for a man who is prudent and responsible.
Joe: I am such a man.
Mary: Oh? Well, have you even opened an IRA?
Joe: I've opened fifty IRAs.
Mary: Wow, you really are responsible!

Everyday K said...

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