Monday, September 18, 2006

I Do Not Heart L.A.

Sometimes you're trying to get to your car to go to work in the morning, but you can't. 'Cause on the other side of the door that you have to go through to get to the parking garage, there's a man with a gun beating the shit out of another man. So you just have to go back up to your apartment and wait for the police to sort things out.

7 comments:

Chris Kelly said...

its time to move to NYC, lindsay.

we're all waiting with arms wide open.

Lindsay Evelyn said...

But you're also waiting with muggings for all in Harlem.

Chris Kelly said...

shh shh, harlem is far away. way up the island. and no one ever goes there. plus you know you wanna have a job in manhattan, where even though the job is shitty, you get to walk to central park or rockefeller center for lunch.

and if you move here, we could DO lunch.

oh DO move judith, DO.

Anonymous said...

ah, SoCal, how i heart you.

(Barrie)

Pierce My Ears With Bullets said...

But hey, we got another episode of Buffy in there.

Penelope St. Parasol said...

Don't let chris' turn of phrase fool you into thinking he is actually me. Do use your common sense, Judith. Do!

Kevin said...

You now have street cred kid. Welcome to da club.